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User:robotprostitute (2096224)
You Want A Piece Of Me?
I cut you.
Name:Little Katie
Website:Photos
Location:Reading, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1983-12-16
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Bio:I was born in Portsmouth, but moved to Reading before I could become a fully-fledged Pompey fan (thank the Lord). I lived in Reading full-time (physically) until 2003, when I was 18 and went to Cardiff to study the law and make myself a more interesting and well-rounded individual. When I arrived in Cardiff I found a city of culture, a city of bright lights and wonderful pubs and trendy clubs. More importantly, however, I found a cinema that does an unlimited card. This journal is the ramblings and thoughts of someone who has far too much spare time, and as such is not very insightful. But at least now I'll remember what I got up to while I was there.
I am now back in Reading to get money and possibly finish becoming a solicitor. We'll see. Much confusion reigns!


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Date Created:2004-02-03
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Katie is, as most Katie's are wont to be, quite small. She has big hair though, which must be tamed daily. She is mostly a good-natured soul, but when pushed will revert to hair-pulling, face-scratching, and whatever else will achieve her purpose. Katie is an excitable character, and when too much caffeine has been ingested, is unbearable. She can quite happily amuse herself, but prefers the company of others. When the TV is on, it will captivate her attention - even if it's just a bare ass on screen. Katie thinks she would like to be a lawyer. She cannot remember why she chose this particular career, but is starting to regret it. Do not fear her, for she is your friend.
Strengths: Katie can talk. A lot. When she is in the mood. She can withstand even the harshest of Welsh winters with only a minimal amount of rainwater finding its way into her trainers. Katie will eat pretty much anything, as long as it's not fish. Especially fond of her patented "Nutella-from-the-jar" dish.
Weaknesses: Tends to be moody when good things are withheld - cinema, TV, chocolate. The daytime TV show "Neighbours" is her particular achilles heel, mixing as it does the subtle and gentle comedy of suburban Australia with the captivating and sophisticated drama only found in foreign television programmes.
Special Skills: She has been known to watch an entire snooker match on telly, thus demonstrating her unique ability to avoid work at will. She can recall almost by heart the entire scripts of various British comedies, a talent which she uses to beguile and disarm any opponent she might find in what she likes to call "the ring of life".
Weapons: Apart from her cutting wit, she carries with her at all times a small Ukranian hobo which she will set, with impunity, on people who cross her. You have been warned.
Small Katies: Nimbler and a lot more shifty than you might think.


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Interests:127: alcohol, american history x, anchorman, apocalypse now, bam margera, barenaked ladies, ben folds, ben folds five, ben scriven, ben stiller, bill bailey, black books, blackadder, blur, boxers, casanova, cheesy music, chesney hawkes, chris barrie, chris morris, cinema, colin firth, comedy, craig charles, damien rice, dangermouse, darkplace, dave grohl, david tennant, dilbert, director's commentary, dylan moran, eddie izzard, edward norton, elliott smith, empire records, ewan mcgregor, family guy, fat ellen, fawlty towers, fever pitch, fight club, films, foo fighters, franz ferdinand, friends, garth marenghi, george clooney, grand theft parsons, greenday, hippies, jack black, jack johnson, jackass, jake gyllenhaal, james blunt, jane austen, jason mraz, jet, john mayer, johnathan rice, johnny depp, johnny knoxville, johnny lee miller, jon snow's ties, julia roberts' forehead vein, justin theroux, karl kennedy, kevin spacey, kieran culkin, little britain, mackenzie crook, marcus brigstocke, monty python, neighbours, nigel harman, nirvana, ocean's eleven, orlando bloom, owen wilson, pirates of the caribbean, pizza, pride and prejudice, pulp fiction, quentin tarantino, radiohead, randy newman, ray lamontagne, reading fc, red dwarf, red hot chili peppers, rem, richard coyle, ricky gervais, rory cochrane, ross noble, ryan adams, sam rockwell, shaun of the dead, simon from the crwys, simon pegg, six feet under, spaced, spinal tap, stephen fretwell, stephen fry, stephen merchant, steve coogan, take that, tenacious d, the beatles, the bluetones, the brittas empire, the darkness, the day today, the high life, the league of gentlemen, the light years, the office, the simpsons, the strokes, the white stripes, thundercats, vince vaughn, will ferrell, withnail and i, zoolander
Schools:Little Heath Secondary School - Tilehurst, England - Berkshire, United Kingdom (1995 - 2000)
Henley College - Henley-on-Thames, England - Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (2000 - 2002)
Cardiff University - Cardiff, Wales - Cardiff (Caerdydd), United Kingdom (2002 - 2005)
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People19:ambassadorfinch, billy_maime, born_to_hula, crashingbore_, fourleftxaviers, frostblade, garlicsmack, kangaroo, keithlard, kitkatdoll, lamamacita1981, lost_monkey, missspeckledhen, ms_elusive, po_ta_to, propaganda_life, sarahofthedead, silentau, stareyedhobbit
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